- why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
- why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
- why doctors call what they do "practice"?
- why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows XP?
- why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
- why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
- why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
- who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
- why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
- why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
- why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
- why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
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