• Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people—whether they are employed or not
  • At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil
  • Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut, you will always choose the right one
  • Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society
  • It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts—your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors
  • When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish
  • Radiation causes interesting mutations—not to your future children, but to you, right then and there!
  • If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22
  • Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement
  • Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape
  • During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once
  • All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her
  • All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread
  • It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down
  • Once applied, lipstick will never rub off—even while scuba diving
  • You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home
  • Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak their language, a German or Russian accent will do
  • The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris
  • A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds
  • If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long
  • If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear
  • Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: "Enter Password Now"
  • Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments
  • All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off
  • A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty
  • If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps
  • Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite
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