Best Out-of-Office Auto Email Replies

Friday, 12 August 2005

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Message 1

I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

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Message 2

You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

Message 3

I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

Message 4

Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
(Note: The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

Message 6

Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

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