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.. YOU WILL RECEIVE POWER WHEN THE HOLY SPIRIT COMES ON YOU; AND YOU WILL BE MY WITNESSES ... Acts 1:8

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# Article Title Date Author Hits
1 Some places I've not visited Friday, 17 February 2012 Anon 24
2 Success : Register to read more... Thursday, 26 November 2009 Author Unknown 47
3 Relatives of Yours? : Register to read more... Saturday, 07 October 2006 Author unknown 54
4 The Ten Commandments of Marriage : Register to read more... Thursday, 21 December 2006 Author unknown 62
5 Hotel Soap : Register to read more... Tuesday, 23 August 2005 Author unknown 62
6 The Perfect Woman : Register to read more... Tuesday, 31 October 2006 Author unknown 63
7 Death Euphemisms : Register to read more... Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 63
8 Peter Kay Classics : Register to read more... Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 63
9 Vicar comes for lunch : Register to read more... Monday, 13 October 2008 Author unknown 64
10 An Englishman, an Irishman... : Register to read more... Sunday, 08 October 2006 Author unknown 64
11 Washing Instructions for Men : Register to read more... Tuesday, 26 September 2006 Author unknown 65
12 Driving Too fast : Register to read more... Wednesday, 23 February 2005 Author unknown 66
13 The Top 15 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife : Register to read more... Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 67
14 Word Play : Register to read more... Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 70
15 That Sunday Morning Feeling : Register to read more... Monday, 01 October 2007 Author unknown 94
16 The man in the 4X4 Tuesday, 12 July 2011 Author Unknown 167
17 Brilliant (if true) Tuesday, 30 November 2010 Author Unknown 175
18 Priceless Letter to God Friday, 14 January 2011 Author Unknown 197
19 Painting the Church Building Monday, 30 May 2011 Author Unknown 211
20 Road Rage Thursday, 11 November 2010 Author Unknown 215
21 A hearing problem Saturday, 03 July 2010 Author Unknown 274
22 Son's Driving Test Thursday, 20 May 2010 Author Unknown 324
23 Eonverye taht can raed tihs rsaie yuor hnad Monday, 26 April 2010 Author Unknown 335
24 A husband lifts up his wife Monday, 26 April 2010 Author Unknown 336
25 Puns for the Educated Mind Friday, 30 October 2009 Author Unknown 398
26 English people travelling abroad Thursday, 12 November 2009 Author Unknown 419
27 When Grandma Goes to Court Wednesday, 28 April 2010 Author Unknown 422
28 How to get from Ireland to heaven Wednesday, 26 August 2009 Author Unknown 442
29 Children's Bible Facts Wednesday, 20 January 2010 Author Unknown 472
30 Let's face it - English is a crazy language Monday, 25 May 2009 Author Unknown 591
31 And the Lord Said Monday, 13 October 2008 Author unknown 597
32 Questions, questions, questions Monday, 13 October 2008 Author unknown 601
33 Look on the Brighter Side of Life Monday, 13 October 2008 Author unknown 617
34 Burglar and an Elderly Woman Friday, 13 February 2009 Author unknown 656
35 Buy a Dog Thursday, 25 September 2008 Author unknown 667
36 Scottish Logic Monday, 13 October 2008 Author unknown 689
37 A Farmer in a Flood Tuesday, 14 October 2008 Author unknown 692
38 What does 'Love' mean? Wednesday, 24 December 2008 Author unknown 720
39 Sherlock Holmes - Elementary Dear Watson Monday, 11 August 2008 Author unknown 788
40 From the Mouths of Little Children Friday, 11 April 2008 Author unknown 870
41 'How did the human race appear? Wednesday, 02 April 2008 Author unknown 924
42 The pain of a married man Wednesday, 09 January 2008 Author unknown 1024
43 Why Men Are Never Depressed Friday, 11 January 2008 Author unknown 1047
44 English Language Problems? Friday, 16 January 2009 Author unknown 1099
45 The Power of Prayer Sunday, 28 October 2007 Author unknown 1125
46 Killer Coffin Tuesday, 24 January 2006 Author unknown 1141
47 How Do You Decide Who To Marry? (written by kids) Friday, 24 August 2007 Author unknown 1145
48 Answering Machine Answers Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 1148
49 UN Survey Failure Wednesday, 23 February 2005 Author unknown 1166
50 New Pastor Visits Parishioners Friday, 19 October 2007 Author unknown 1167
51 Why God Created Children Thursday, 09 February 2006 Author unknown 1176
52 Paddy's Obituary Monday, 03 September 2007 Author unknown 1206
53 Things Aren't Always As They Appear Tuesday, 06 February 2007 Author unknown 1207
54 Pickup Lines Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1215
55 How Many Christians Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 1222
56 Quotes from Women about Men Wednesday, 25 October 2006 Author unknown 1224
57 Wrong Email Friday, 19 May 2006 Author unknown 1225
58 Ever Wonder Why... Wednesday, 23 February 2005 Author unknown 1225
59 Not Me Sir! Tuesday, 06 February 2007 Author unknown 1228
60 Polly is Dead Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1236
61 Sign on a dust-cart Sunday, 08 October 2006 Author unknown 1242
62 The Atheist and Easter Holidays Wednesday, 02 April 2008 Author unknown 1259
63 Never Try To Outsmart Wednesday, 28 March 2007 Author unknown 1282
64 Dear Bank Manager Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1287
65 Stupid Humans Wednesday, 23 February 2005 Author unknown 1290
66 Reading Between The Lines Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 1303
67 New Driver Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1307
68 Smiles From The Bible Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1309
69 Useful Tips Friday, 19 May 2006 Author unknown 1310
70 Help From Above Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1313
71 Squawks Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1320
72 Light Bulb Jokes Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1321
73 How Many Methodists Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1322
74 How To Order Pizza By Phone Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1325
75 56 things to do in a lift! Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1356
76 Noah's Ark Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1364
77 Funny Signs Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1389
78 Top 10 Friday, 19 May 2006 Author unknown 1396
79 The Pearly Gates Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1397
80 A Perfect Couple Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1398
81 32 Puns Saturday, 20 May 2006 Author unknown 1406
82 After Quasimodo Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1411
83 A Russian Couple Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1425
84 The Difference Between Women And Men Tuesday, 24 January 2006 Author unknown 1445
85 Baptist Dog Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1462
86 Wedding Anniversary Saturday, 26 November 2005 Author unknown 1467
87 First Grader's Proverbs Saturday, 26 November 2005 Author unknown 1471
88 Wise Sayings Thursday, 07 April 2005 Author unknown 1485
89 Best Out-of-Office Auto Email Replies Friday, 12 August 2005 Author unknown 1527
90 Hokey Cokey Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 1531
91 Movie Industry "Facts" Sunday, 22 January 2006 Author unknown 1532
92 Things that would be different if Israel bought Microsoft Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1541
93 Brain Teaser Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1569
94 Church Announcements Monday, 19 December 2005 Author unknown 1576
95 Annual Physical Wednesday, 01 March 2006 Author unknown 1642
96 Sunday School Answers Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1723
97 A Rabbit Walks Into The Bar... Monday, 01 May 2006 Author unknown 1749
98 Thanks For Your Emails Friday, 20 January 2006 Author unknown 1802
99 A Visual Demonstration Monday, 10 April 2006 Author unknown 1933
100 Bless Those Little Angels Sunday, 12 March 2006 Author unknown 2146
101 There Were These Two Prawns Friday, 31 March 2006 Author unknown 2160
102 Man Lost in Air Balloon Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 3032
103 What My Mother Taught Me Saturday, 18 March 2006 Author unknown 3461
104 Happy Exercising! Saturday, 18 March 2006 Author unknown 4069
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